Wow you’re on the “about” page? What are you stalking me? Ha ha! What are you hoping to find my credit card information? LOL! What are you a black market contracted killer trying to get intel on me so you can track me down and assassinate me for bitcoins? Rolling on the floor laughing! No but seriously, my name is djchickenparm (VII). I ate pencils on the school bus because people thought it was funny, my nickname was “guppy” until high school on account of me being short, and I passed out during the puberty movie in fifth grade and my dad had to come and pick me up from the nurse’s office. I didn’t understand how reproduction worked until biology my freshman year of high school, and to be honest, I’ve still got some questions. That’s about all you need to know. Oh and my social security number is 011-883{post can not exceed 512 characters, to publish ‘About’ page, please delete information -Wordpress}.