The Bullpen

Stores We Should Loot After Target

Before I start off this post I think it would be weird not to address something, and I also have a responsibility to address something. As funny as “looting a Target” is as a concept, it was in response to something horrible. George Floyd was murdered by policemen in Minnesota this past week. We’ve heard […]

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Talkin' Tunes

Early Predictions for the Song of the Summer

I got a violent sunburn last weekend after sitting outside for maybe an hour and a half, that can only mean two things. 1.) My quarantine skin is fair as hell. It’s pale as ever. The lack of Vitamin D to my largest organ has made it easy for the big star in the sky […]

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Uncategorized

Songs to Play At Kim Jong Un’s Funeral

Despite what he told the North Korean people, it turns out Kim Jong Un might not have actually found the fountain of youth and had its magical liquids installed into his master bathroom’s plumbing system. Crazy! I know! These are all rumors of course. Many sources are saying he got a botched surgery, and very […]

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Talkin' Tunes

Spicy Cuts – Volume 3

It’s been a little while, but we got some heaters the past few weeks. To make sure you didn’t miss out on any good tracks and to gear you up for weekend listening, here’s some more Spicy Cuts. THE SCOTTS -THE SCOTTS (Travis Scott & Kid Cudi) Apparently Travis dropped this during his In-Game Fornite […]

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Guy's Guide

The Best Things to Buy With Your $1,200 Stimulus Check

First of all, if you didn’t qualify for the $1,200 stimulus check because you have more money than the threshold… STOP READING. This isn’t for you rich debutants in your high ivory towers, gazing upon us plebians playing our Nintendo Switch Lites in the streets, blissfully ignorant of the ever-growing wealth gap. NOT. FOR. YOU. […]

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