Before I start off this post I think it would be weird not to address something, and I also have a responsibility to address something. As funny as “looting a Target” is as a concept, it was in response to something horrible. George Floyd was murdered by policemen in Minnesota this past week. We’ve heard […]
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Memorial Day is quickly approaching, and that normally means Summer is about to officially begin. But right now, that all seems up in the air. Memorial Day usually kicks off the season of less stress, being outside, and hanging out with friends. So it’s definitely been bumming me out that this MDW is going to […]
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I got a violent sunburn last weekend after sitting outside for maybe an hour and a half, that can only mean two things. 1.) My quarantine skin is fair as hell. It’s pale as ever. The lack of Vitamin D to my largest organ has made it easy for the big star in the sky […]
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Despite what he told the North Korean people, it turns out Kim Jong Un might not have actually found the fountain of youth and had its magical liquids installed into his master bathroom’s plumbing system. Crazy! I know! These are all rumors of course. Many sources are saying he got a botched surgery, and very […]
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I’m selling 24 hats with the design above for $25 each. $10 from each hat (more than all the profits) will be donated to the Bartender’s Emergency Assistance Program. If you want to order, fill out this form. Read below for more info. That’s right folks, djchickenparm.com is officially getting into the fashion game, and […]
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It’s been a little while, but we got some heaters the past few weeks. To make sure you didn’t miss out on any good tracks and to gear you up for weekend listening, here’s some more Spicy Cuts. THE SCOTTS -THE SCOTTS (Travis Scott & Kid Cudi) Apparently Travis dropped this during his In-Game Fornite […]
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First of all, if you didn’t qualify for the $1,200 stimulus check because you have more money than the threshold… STOP READING. This isn’t for you rich debutants in your high ivory towers, gazing upon us plebians playing our Nintendo Switch Lites in the streets, blissfully ignorant of the ever-growing wealth gap. NOT. FOR. YOU. […]
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