Memorial Day is quickly approaching, and that normally means Summer is about to officially begin. But right now, that all seems up in the air. Memorial Day usually kicks off the season of less stress, being outside, and hanging out with friends. So it’s definitely been bumming me out that this MDW is going to […]
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Despite what he told the North Korean people, it turns out Kim Jong Un might not have actually found the fountain of youth and had its magical liquids installed into his master bathroom’s plumbing system. Crazy! I know! These are all rumors of course. Many sources are saying he got a botched surgery, and very […]
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I’m selling 24 hats with the design above for $25 each. $10 from each hat (more than all the profits) will be donated to the Bartender’s Emergency Assistance Program. If you want to order, fill out this form. Read below for more info. That’s right folks, djchickenparm.com is officially getting into the fashion game, and […]
Read moreI don’t usually like to get anywhere near remotely serious on the blog, but I have also found as this quarantine situation continues that I am slowly running out of joke-fuel for this situation and my mental health car is going to break down on the side of the road in Depression-ville (alright, less goofy […]
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This is something I’ve wanted to do for a while now. Those of you who have followed the blog for the past few years of course know it all started with “Tuesday Tunes” which became “Talkin’ Tunes” and each week or so I’d write a blog covering the new music of the week and the […]
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Corona seriously went straight for Earth’s jugular when it decided to get up inside Tom Hanks guts (yes, I’m aware that’s not how that phrase is usually used, but it still applies). That’s America’s Sweetheart. Coming after the man we deemed good enough to play Mr. Freaking Rogers? This thing might as well have walked […]
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WARNING: NSFW (Obviously) A few weeks back we were all expecting to have a shiny brand new Kanye West album sitting pretty in our music libraries ready to be consumed for the next few months, but because Kanye is Kanye, we have yet to see the album and there’s really not definitive release date. But […]
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