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Songs to Play At Kim Jong Un’s Funeral

Despite what he told the North Korean people, it turns out Kim Jong Un might not have actually found the fountain of youth and had its magical liquids installed into his master bathroom’s plumbing system. Crazy! I know! These are all rumors of course. Many sources are saying he got a botched surgery, and very […]

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Hey, If You’re Not Doing Great Right Now, That’s OK!

I don’t usually like to get anywhere near remotely serious on the blog, but I have also found as this quarantine situation continues that I am slowly running out of joke-fuel for this situation and my mental health car is going to break down on the side of the road in Depression-ville (alright, less goofy […]

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Spicy Cuts – Volume 1

This is something I’ve wanted to do for a while now. Those of you who have followed the blog for the past few years of course know it all started with “Tuesday Tunes” which became “Talkin’ Tunes” and each week or so I’d write a blog covering the new music of the week and the […]

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Celebrities I Wish Got the Coronavirus Instead of Tom Hanks

Corona seriously went straight for Earth’s jugular when it decided to get up inside Tom Hanks guts (yes, I’m aware that’s not how that phrase is usually used, but it still applies). That’s America’s Sweetheart. Coming after the man we deemed good enough to play Mr. Freaking Rogers? This thing might as well have walked […]

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