HEY, PLEASE BE NICE TO POST MALONE

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Post Malone was taking off in a private jet the other day when 2 of the tires blew out and he had to circle the airport awaiting an emergency landing.

Singer/rapper Post Malone was aboard a flight that had to make an emergency landing earlier this week and newly released photos of the plane show just how dire the situation was.

As previously reported, Malone was leaving the 2018 MTV Video Music Awards in New York for a show in London when, upon takeoff, two tires blew forcing the pilot to abandon the trip overseas in favor of attempting an emergency landing.

After almost four hours of circling the tri-state area in order to burn fuel, Malone’s flight, which was carrying 16 people in total, landed safely without incident. Fire trucks and ambulances were on the scene in case of any emergencies. via Fox News

The world waited and prayed for the safety of Posty and it paid off. The proper people came and helped the plane land safely. Look at this adorable pic of a mustachioed rescue team member and my guy Post.

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Despite this guy doing everything he can to help Post out, a lot of people were hoping he’d fail, according to this tweet.

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ALRIGHT IF YOU WISHED DEATH UPON POST MALONE PUT YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS UP.

I’ve been hearing a lot of people roasting Post Malone and I am NOT here for it. This guy is just a young treasure trying to navigate a life filled with fame, anxiety and criticism and you guys gotta try to bring him down into darkness? Look what my man tweeted the other day.

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Those are PUBLICATIONS. Not tweets or heard on the street by a bitter middle age woman THEY ARE PUBLICATIONS. OFFICIAL THINGS. These people probably have freaking masters degrees in journalism and they’re coming up with Jeff Ross level ROASTS about celebrities.

This man has enough going on and you have the audacity to hope he dies? You know who else wants Post Malone to die? POST MALONE. Look at this man.

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This guy isn’t planning on living past age 34. You don’t get a face tat that says “always tired” under your eyes if you’ve got even the slightest hope of being alive in your 40s. He’s clearly got some issues going on and the last thing he needs is twitter scum sacks telling him he should die too. Look at some of his tweets and tell me this man isn’t very going through something.

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I mean… that is a literal cry for help.

But we can’t let this negativity take our mans. He’s a certified sweet heart. A pure soul who also happens to make some pretty damn good music. Let’s check out some of Post Malone’s best good dude moments.

Exhibit A: He surprised his buddy Rich Brian with a gorgeous rendition of his song “Glow Like Dat” for his bday after Rich Brian surprised him with a mariachi rendition of “Congratulations”. A true bromance. Guys getting gifts for each other? Cute as hell.

Exhibit B: Let’s look at this time he performed a fun funky fresh rendition of the all-time song “Return of the Mack” for Seth Rogen’s Hilarity for Charity event that raised money for Alzheimer’s research.

Exhibit C: And lastly, this video that goes viral on twitter every couple of weeks of Post Malone singing one of my all time favorite songs “Tongue Tied” by Grouplove.

It’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face. It’s just him being happy and fun and this is the kind of mood Post should always be in.

Post Malone haters, you’ve been warned. One word about my guy and I’ll have shooters locked and loaded to gun you down.

And by “shooters”, I mean a bunch of soft non-confrontational dudes.

And by “gun you down” I mean we’ll defend you in conversation unless we don’t know the person too well and don’t want to make things weird between us.

But yeah. We’re here for ya Posty.

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