I’m Considering Getting a Mullet, Please Talk Me Out of It
Yeah, you read that right, I’m considering getting a mullet. Part of me thinks it’ll actually look good, and that
I Paid $750 to Have A Scammer Dig Into The Depths of My Oral Cavity Today: Dentists are Cancelled
I had a root canal this morning at 8 AM and I would officially like to say that dentists, and
White Boy Summer: More Rules and Regs to Follow
The internet “gone mad” (as my boy so eloquently put it in his fake Jamaican accent) this weekend after Chet
I Designed 8 T-Shirts In Less Than A Hour, And They’re All Way Cooler Than Any Shirt You Own
This week it was both of my roommates birthdays. They aren’t related, I live with both of them, and they
To Joke, or Not To Joke? That, Is the Impractical Question.
Earlier this week I decided to be a responsible 25 year-old adult man with a job and use the free
Sorry Haters, North West Actually DID Do that Painting
Wow. The internet never ceases to disappoint me. 2021 has already proved that the internet will only be used for
DJ Chicken Parm’s Local Talent Lime-Light (Vol. 1)
At the beginning of this week I had the idea to put together a post of all my friends’ (and
The Song “Driver’s License” Has Driven Me Straight Into My Quarter Life Crisis
The song Driver’s License has made me feel incredibly old as a 25 year old man.
Top Albums of 2020
It was an interesting year for albums in 2020. Because of the pandemic a LOT of artists decided not to
My Top 10 Songs of 2020
This year was cruel for many reasons, obviously, but I think the most cruel act of injustice caused in 2020
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