I don’t usually like to get anywhere near remotely serious on the blog, but I have also found as this quarantine situation continues that I am slowly running out of joke-fuel for this situation and my mental health car is going to break down on the side of the road in Depression-ville (alright, less goofy […]
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We Need An Anti-Quarantine Once The Pandemic Is Over, Here’s How We Do It
You heard me. ANTI. QUARANTINE. Shelter Out of Place, #LeaveHome, Anti-Isolation, whatever you want to call it. We just need MANDATORY NOT STAYING INSIDE. It’s the only way to even the score. This butthole of a virus has taken a big fat dump on society, and now, it’s our duty to grab it by its […]
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Spicy Cuts – Volume 2
OH LORD, have we got some pipin’ hot quarantine cutlets for you to BUMP in your parent’s basements this weekend let me tell ya. The amount of heat that’s dropped in the past few weeks is just salt in the wound with this whole pandemic thing. You’re telling me Dua Lipa just dropped a 80’s […]
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Spicy Cuts – Volume 1
This is something I’ve wanted to do for a while now. Those of you who have followed the blog for the past few years of course know it all started with “Tuesday Tunes” which became “Talkin’ Tunes” and each week or so I’d write a blog covering the new music of the week and the […]
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Other Bachelor Spin-Offs We Need After “Listen to Your Heart”
If you watched the Bachelor this season you probably saw 500 ads for their new spin-off show Listen to Your Heart which is the Bachelor, except, all musicians. What could go wrong! Basically a producer said “you know how we always get one annoying person each season who’s not taking the show seriously because they’re […]
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Celebrities I Wish Got the Coronavirus Instead of Tom Hanks
Corona seriously went straight for Earth’s jugular when it decided to get up inside Tom Hanks guts (yes, I’m aware that’s not how that phrase is usually used, but it still applies). That’s America’s Sweetheart. Coming after the man we deemed good enough to play Mr. Freaking Rogers? This thing might as well have walked […]
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The Grammy’s Need To Lean In To How Stupid and Dumb They Are
The 62nd annual Grammy’s were held this past Sunday and it was…ya know…an award show. If you actually think award shows have any validity you’re a certified big dumb idiot. You really think Ford V. Ferrari deserved to get nominated for BEST PICTURE at the Oscars this year? A 2+ hour long movie that’s basically […]
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