It’s 2007, Let’s Rank the Kids on The Beach from Lamest to Coolest
Memorial Day is quickly approaching, and that normally means Summer is about to officially begin. But right now, that all
Early Predictions for the Song of the Summer
I got a violent sunburn last weekend after sitting outside for maybe an hour and a half, that can only
Songs to Play At Kim Jong Un’s Funeral
Despite what he told the North Korean people, it turns out Kim Jong Un might not have actually found the
GET YOUR LIMITED EDITION DJCHICKENPARM MERCH RIGHT NOW [For A Good Cause]
I’m selling 24 hats with the design above for $25 each. $10 from each hat (more than all the profits)
Spicy Cuts – Volume 3
It’s been a little while, but we got some heaters the past few weeks. To make sure you didn’t miss
The Best Things to Buy With Your $1,200 Stimulus Check
First of all, if you didn’t qualify for the $1,200 stimulus check because you have more money than the threshold…
Hey, If You’re Not Doing Great Right Now, That’s OK!
I don’t usually like to get anywhere near remotely serious on the blog, but I have also found as this
We Need An Anti-Quarantine Once The Pandemic Is Over, Here’s How We Do It
You heard me. ANTI. QUARANTINE. Shelter Out of Place, #LeaveHome, Anti-Isolation, whatever you want to call it. We just need
Spicy Cuts – Volume 2
OH LORD, have we got some pipin’ hot quarantine cutlets for you to BUMP in your parent’s basements this weekend
Spicy Cuts – Volume 1
This is something I’ve wanted to do for a while now. Those of you who have followed the blog for
