Guy’s Guide

First of all, if you didn’t qualify for the $1,200 stimulus check because you have more money than the threshold… STOP READING. This isn’t for you rich debutants in your high ivory towers, gazing upon us plebians playing our Nintendo Switch Lites in the streets, blissfully ignorant of the ever-growing wealth gap. NOT. FOR. YOU. […]

Although it feels like the 2020 election has been going on since 2016, we’re still just shy of a year out from actually getting a new president. Once Trump won in 2016 everyone thought “oh wow, if this idiot can win, why can’t I?”, and threw their hat in the ring. Kanye West even said […]

Yup. You read that right. A dude, on the Bachelorette. NOT, the dude who IS the Bachelor. Sure, on paper, that seems like the dream. One dude, 25 hot single instagram models trying to cuff you up, makin out with double digit chicks week after week, 3 month vacation living in a mansion, free booze, […]

Well, after a long few months of playin’ the field, bouncing from fling to fling, and being an all around bachelor/bachelorette who can’t be tied down, it’s finally almost cuffing season. I know I’m ready for it! Having to do all that, uh, all that freaking making out this off season…it was exhausting! I mean, […]

I think I speak for every straight man born in the mid to late 90’s when I say that the Jonas Brothers Era was the largest plight of our kind. Call me a “cucking snowy lib-flake” all you want, but I still gotta say, being a straight man has been a walk in the damn […]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you love Halloween you’re weird. If you’re waiting all year for October just so you can watch Tim Burton movies and pay $60 to dress up like “sexy Professor Snape”, that’s objectively weird…for adults. If you’re a kid, I get it. You get to stay […]

Summer is coming to an end and SHOCKER: I never achieved that blazing hot summer bod I pictured myself having for the entirety of the season. I came in hot and determined. I was running every day, eating healthy, not drinking as much and by mid-June I was down like 7lbs since graduation. Then I […]