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August 10, 2018 Uncategorized

Drastic Times Call for Drastic Measures: I am Going to Get My Sweat Glands Removed by a Black Market Surgeon

I can’t remember the last time I wore a gray t-shirt in public without a sweatshirt to cover it. A

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August 1, 2018 Uncategorized

eSports Are Officially “Real Sports” Now That Parents Don’t Think Their Kids Are Good Enough At It

Parents are taking their children to “Fortnite” coaches to improve their chances of securing a Battle Royale win, the Wall

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July 19, 2018 Uncategorized

Goldman Sachs Appointed a New CEO The Other Day Who Is Also *record scratch* a Part-Time DJ?

DJ Gold-Man $tacks in the house! His name is David Solomon and he goes by “DJ D-Sol”…Strikingly similar to other

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July 18, 2018 Uncategorized

Is It Possible There’s NO Song of the Summer This Year?

It’s Mid-July. We’re well into the swing of weekends at the beach, day-drinking, windows-down car rides, and backyard barbecues. Normally,

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July 12, 2018 Uncategorized

If You Are Pooping In a Public Restroom You Need to Use Every Ounce Of Strength in Your Body To Make the Least Amount of Noise Possible

Working in an office isn’t fun. Sure you can toss a ping pong table in there, maybe a few TV’s,

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July 11, 2018 Uncategorized

Bieber, Chance, Ariana: 3 Weddings, 1 Invite. Which One You Going To?

Millions of women and thousands of men had their hearts shattered into little smithereens this weekend when Justin Bieber announced

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June 29, 2018 Uncategorized

Watch ‘Detroiters’ Now Before It Gets Popular On Netflix in 5 Years

The Office, Parks and Rec, New Girl, Shameless…these are all shows that truly found their cult following after they already

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June 22, 2018 Uncategorized

5 Ways To Guarantee You Have a Subaru Summer

‘Tis the season. Y’all ready know what time it is. Summer time, baby. The kids rejoice as they leave their

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June 19, 2018 Uncategorized

If My Parents Want Me to Have Their Grandchildren They Should Give Me at Least Half of Their Life Savings

Yeah, you hear that Jane and Steve? If you want the family name carried on to another generation you’re going

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June 18, 2018 Uncategorized

Breaking Gender Barriers: I Think Harry Styles is Hot and Very Good at Doing Music

Does that make you uncomfortable? That I, a straight man, can admit I think Harry Styles is attractive and also

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