Destroying the Normie Agenda: Halloween is 2 Months Away, and Also, It Sucks
I had a sad, sad encounter at a restaurant last week. It was the tail end of August and towards
Cowards: Americans Will Burn Nike Sneakers but Not Michael Jordan Alive
These people call themselves proud Americans? They should be ashamed of themselves. Burning shoes? The act itself is frankly a
Nice Try Hollywood: Even Ryan Gosling Can’t Convince Me We Actually Went to The Moon
Oscar winning director Damien Chazelle of La La Land? Hollywood Hunk Ryan Gosling? Beautiful special effects detailing one of the
A Guide on How To Work Out by A Guy Who Doesn’t Work Out
Summer is coming to an end and SHOCKER: I never achieved that blazing hot summer bod I pictured myself having
HEY, PLEASE BE NICE TO POST MALONE
Post Malone was taking off in a private jet the other day when 2 of the tires blew out and
The End of an Era: The Last Sharknado Movie Premiered Yesterday
I love Syfy Original movies. I always made the joke that their original movies were just made by an employee
Drastic Times Call for Drastic Measures: I am Going to Get My Sweat Glands Removed by a Black Market Surgeon
I can’t remember the last time I wore a gray t-shirt in public without a sweatshirt to cover it. A
I am the Best Karaoke Performer of Our Generation: Here Are My Secrets
Karaoke: A time for the common man to embarrass himself in front of a large group of people, imprisoned in
eSports Are Officially “Real Sports” Now That Parents Don’t Think Their Kids Are Good Enough At It
Parents are taking their children to “Fortnite” coaches to improve their chances of securing a Battle Royale win, the Wall
Goldman Sachs Appointed a New CEO The Other Day Who Is Also *record scratch* a Part-Time DJ?
DJ Gold-Man $tacks in the house! His name is David Solomon and he goes by “DJ D-Sol”…Strikingly similar to other
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